It does, however, make a serious point that we are sometimes obsessed and misled by statistics. So a nice reminder that when looking at statistics ... use your loaf!
1. More than 98 percent of convicted felons are bread users.
4. More than 90 percent of violent crimes are committed within 24 hours of eating bread.
6. Primitive tribal societies that have no bread exhibit a low incidence of cancer, Alzheimer's, Parkinson's disease, and osteoporosis.
10. Newborn babies can choke on bread.
In light of these frightening statistics, it has been proposed that the following bread restrictions be made: